Thanks for joining me!
“Because if you like it, put a ring on it – or if you’re Edward, smash it.” – Rhydnara Sveinsdottir

Random medieval history?
I got that!
Weird factoids about the sex lives of European monarchs?
I got that, too!
Potentially complicated and incredibly likely boring genealogical charts?
Yup. You’ll find that here.
Ridiculous amounts of Hapsburg incest?
Of course I have that.
Revolts against the patriarchy?
You’ve come to the right place.
MOTHERFUCKING VIKINGS?
Add in some Nazi punching, and this is your home.
Welcome, and I hope you enjoy.